How Do I Say "Where Got Such Things One" in Proper English?

How can I express the same thing in proper English?

QUESTION

I am so used to saying, “where got such things one”. I would like to know what’s the proper way to express the same thing.

ANSWER

The sentiment being expressed with “where got such things one” is usually one of disbelief.

You could just say “Unbelievable!” or “That’s impossible!”.

Source: Edited from “English As It is Broken” on STOMP. Visit www.stomp.com.sg for more.